Ringgles

Brain Fart

brewhaha@ecn.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 07:00:24 -0700

To believe it makes it true, therefore it's brain fart.

Ode To Joy

brewhaha@ecn.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Tue, 6 Dec 2011 21:27:30 -0700

A popular Christian hymn

I will ask a fat man if those are real.

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:56:40 -0600

I will ask a fat man if those are real.

Spuuk

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 04:19:25 -0600

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who was not there.
He was not there again, today.
I think he's from the CIA.
--William Hughes Mearns, (Rehash of "Antigonish").

Gandhi

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 19:11:54 -0600

Wutever yuu duu wiL be insignifikikant, but it's very important dhat yuu duu it.

Ingglish

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 08:44:44 -0600

Ingglish duz not bohroh frum udher langgwajez: It tayks dhem down a blaind alley, and gohz thruu dhehr pawkets fohr luus ruulz uv speLing.

Egzit

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Mon, 4 Jul 2011 09:04:02 -0600

Two second synthesizer loop

Priceless Forest

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 12:19:09 -0600

No way to trade RainForest for coffee land is fair.

Dancing the Politician

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Sun, 6 Mar 2011 08:50:30 -0700

A-cappella tune about the proverbial waffle.

Sue likes a septimal flat and blue.

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Sun, 9 Jan 2011 08:16:36 -0700

A saying about a class of harmony that is normally restricted to a-cappella tranzmishun.

Mister Spock took my handicap far away.

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:51:28 -0700

synth solo

No shrink is like a puppy licking your face.

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 04:33:21 -0700

Duet Training Track

Should social disease be public information?

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Thu, 7 Oct 2010 23:48:31 -0600

Public Service Announcement by way of story.

Why was a newbie sniffing RAID?

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 11:05:39 -0600

Newbie Joke

Morning Has Broken

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Tue, 8 Jun 2010 22:50:45 -0600

An ancient celtic melody by the numbers

We means you and me. Who are we? Speak for yourself.

Tue, 25 May 2010 23:40:04 -0600

Note about an abused pronoun

Dung Manajer

Thu, 20 May 2010 09:03:15 -0600

Why I think that a farmer invented an expression.

If it sounds too good to be true, then don't be a sucker.

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 01:06:22 -0700

Intensification of an old saying about being scammed.

To be weak and smell strong, use tobacco.

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Fri, 8 Jan 2010 04:04:09 -0700

jingle about smoking

A Tune for Tigger's Song

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:48:37 -0600

The wonderful thing about tiggers

A fine howdy do.

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:24:29 -0700

I do yay beep a buubuluh.
Hi deep a you buluh.
Hayyay how you are.

You can make my wish come true.

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:08:54 -0700

A song to repel telemarketers. She asked if I had pressed nine for lower interest rates. I sang one part of this song, probably Alto in a lower key. "Okay, how can I make your wish come true?", she asked. I told her to die.

Orchard Farmer

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Tue, 6 May 2008 14:23:34 -0700

Money does not grow / on trees unless you sell the / fruit for substitute.

Clintonic Sex is Absurd

brewhaha@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Jay Litwyn) — Wed, 15 Sep 1999 15:04:54 -0600

Couplets of irregular meter